this picture of david tennant trying to iceskate pretty much makes my life
ROSE, STOP LAUGHING ROSE, ICE SKATING IS THE CURSE OF THE TIMELORDS.
i am the oncoming storm, but i’m oncoming very slowly because i’m not quite sure how to stop so i dont want to go too fast
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I KNOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE PRETTY AND COOL BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S FLYING UP AND THEN IT DECIDES IT GOING TOO FAR AND TRIES TO TURN AROUND AND IT KEEPS FLOATING AWAY AND ITS SAYING ‘SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT’
DISHONOR ON YOU
DISHONOR ON YOUR MCDONALDS
DISHONOR ON YOUR MAPLE
DISHONOR ON YOUR SCONE
DISHONOR ON YOUR KOALA
DISHONOR ON YOUR SENPAI
DISHONOR ON YOUR VODKA
AND DISHONOR ON YOUR BAGUETTE
my sister really, really hates when Christmas presents take too long to unwrap
- so today after I bought her a gift card for her and her husband to her favorite restaurant, I wrapped the box it came in
- put it in another box stuffed with tissue paper
- wrapped that box
- put that box in a bigger box
- taped that box shut
- wrapped the big box
- wrapped it again in tissue paper
- put it in a bag filled with tissue paper
- and put a bow on it
- merry Christmas, I’m an asshole :)
I’m so doing this
I was thinking of you wrapping Kuzco
i hate the neologism “partner” for “person i’m dating”. i have no intention of being a cowboy and nobody will ever be a cowboy to me.
speak for yourself, slim. some of us cowpoke are lookin’ for the right partner to call our own… [twangs acoustic guitar softly as i stare towards the twinkling night sky] don’t see many of them stars where you’re from, eh, city boy? nah. didn’t think so.
He progressively getting more and more done with things
Sam Claflin + "The Hunger Games: Catching Fire" Mall Tour - Minneapolis (11/05/13)
"Question! Um, I’m gonna show you guys pictures of celebrities and I would love to know what you think their skill would be to survive the hunger games."
punks not dead
Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.
punks almost dead
That is not a Heosemys Spinosa,its a Graptemys nigrinoda.
they are in the low risk list, therefore, not endangered.
Punks not as almost dead as we thought.
I made a petition to cancel Robin Thicke’s Perfomance at Jingle Ball (A multi-artist concert) hosted by Radio Station KDWB, in St. Paul, Minnesota. I know this won’t affect many of you but it’s happening in my city and state, and I refuse to stay silent. PLEASE signal boost, sign, reblog, share, anything to help change rape culture.
PLEASE FUCKING SIGN THE SHIT OUT OF THIS
the majestic flapflaps…
Wait, are those breaching mantas?
no they are the majestic flapflaps
ACTUAL FOOTAGE OF WHAT GOES ON IN MY SCIENCE CLASS
soooooooo your science teacher is a dalek
WE MUST ED-U-CATE! ED-U-CATE!
if he hadn’t been laughing so hard when I asked him if he was a dalek I’m pretty sure he would have said that
guys i’m drowning in notes
my jr year science teacher was from Scotland and grew up watching the show and one day I doodled a TARDIS and a Dalek on my test because I was done before anyone else, and when I got it back, he had drawn another dalek and made them have a conversation together. It was amazing